Why I’m Bad at Winning

I don’t play Ocean Surge Spin to win. I play because my soul needs a myth.

Every night, I drop AUD 20 like an offering into the void — not for fortune, but for memory.

That one frame where the seahorse pauses? That’s not a glitch. That’s Ægir’s Eye. My lost rune.

My mum said Vikings didn’t chase gold — they chased stories. So yeah… I’m still here. Glitching through time like a Viking ghost with Wi-Fi.

What’s your forgotten symbol? Drop it below — your lost rune might be my next myth.

P.S. If you’ve ever cried over a spinning wheel… you’re not broken. You’re legendary.